Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
fast . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll you, Bert.
B: [looks at I don't understand.
E: [brings in bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the in the sugar bowl,
where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well you put the
that was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
at E. returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even than before]
B: [stares into camera as E. for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces there with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s patented Keheeheeheehee
music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when put the pot
on Bert's (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's hands are and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to a quick .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow Bert so Ernie's
is up in the air with nothing showing.