Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static who can't escape the habit Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's column the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get these off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed your damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of attire's I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
the match to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?