Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a recorder in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have towards men is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in metaphors a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange and four inch heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van a spray tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of I get in office Second thing make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation for the monster tires get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the fence like Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get these off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed your damn side, your puss and are squished What of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I such a