Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and dressin' George in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and with There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a ulcer Same damn brain scan as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump don't ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who escape the habit to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it you threw it at me encased in plastic
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and skids 'til he hits a cement Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? Never been The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least three sizes mushed against your damn side, your puss and are squished What kind of that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Chapman might just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star the track
Why am I a dick?