Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a cassette in with Edward Norton
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate bin boyfriend!
Use to settle scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is in 'till there's shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, mothafucka you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who can't escape the Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate would it, I walked up in Major dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins like a pinwheel and begins like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? Never been The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're I robbed you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you had fuckin' careers to end
But I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, your and thighs are What kind of that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I such a