And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County In rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have little habits That get you down like Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Ernie Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the off the wall And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off away So, we started living
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not was he married, well, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you
So night, when he came home I fixed him his as usual You know, some guys just can't their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And he used it and he abused it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm in the kitchen up the chicken for dinner And in storms my Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran my knife ten times
If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I betcha you would have the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem lefogta a en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en vagyok Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, traveled around with us With the last in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two four five, splits, spread eagles Flip flops, back flips, one right the other Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in hotel room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I back, open the door Veronica and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I blacked out I can't a thing, it wasn't until later When I was the blood off my hands I knew they were dead
They had it coming, had it coming They had it all along I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find He go out every night looking for And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and
I you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it comin' all 'Cause if they us and they abused us How could tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if have seen it I betcha you would done the same
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert csukott Uncle Sam seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic I betcha you would have done the