Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, good as cologne
I'm like a man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look like a
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to my house
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of
Now think about it -- can you really come to this?
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin the Ruler:
the ultimate writer and def entertainer
I work myself than a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the
That's right my brother, you're goin out like
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my ballads'll get your girlies in the
MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there
Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't
Rhymes so rough, it's a course in trigonometry
When was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma birth
to a so hard you look soft as a Smurf
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

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[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take temperature
and cool you down, cause cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck and dissapear
Don't me, or lose your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put so I carry a muzzle
to em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play hand you better do some calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike
I recommend my friend you the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This
I'm wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you don't understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my slow
My voice is milky with a clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the victor in game, word up Knahmsayin?
what time it is, peace
[crew That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You didn't FUNKY!