A lot of people ask me, fuckin' questions A lot of think that, what I say on record Or what I talk about on a record, I actually do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I want to kill somebody, I'm gonna do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you believe Then kill you You why?
I'm a criminal! You god right I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a with a jagged edge That stab you in the head Whether a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, you're just hetero at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh!) That's my motherfuckin' balls, better let go of 'em belong in my scrotum You'll get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, shot me! And I was just the mail Get it? checkin' the How records you expectin' to sell After your second l.p sends you to jail? on! relax guy, I like gay men Right, ken? me an amen (amen!) Please lord, boy needs jesus Heal child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a new car And a while my wife's sick in the hospital preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a thing 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you able to stop these thoughts You can't me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for these retards Duh, and to think, it's just ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still won't
x2] I'm a Cause every I write a rhyme These people think a crime To tell em what's on my mind, I I'm a criminal But I don't say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And goin', I don't take shit from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The came out, disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that was me I'm a An animal who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you raised? So as I got older and I got a lot My dick smaller, but my balls got larger I drink more to fuck you up quicker Than want to fuck me up for sayin' the word My morals went, when the got oral Sex in his oval on top of his desk Off of his own Now don't ignore me, you avoid me You miss me, I'm white, blond-haired And my nose is I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of people die In plane crashes and As as it ain't happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- Inem and kim the maniac's in the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today He's a under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre an a.k to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the I told you dre, you should've kept that thing put I guess that will you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) just go up in motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up there
I'll be here waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't kill this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I help Yeah I need to make a Put the fuckin' money in the bag and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, kill me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin' Don't kill me, please kill me I said I'm not gonna fuckin' you Hurry the fuck up! you! tinted on my ride when I drive in it So I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I'll be in it And if anybody the guy in it hide for five minutes Come back, the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's lucky I didn't his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd my nuts Tuck my in between my legs and cluck You chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so tape it shut Shit, half the I say, I just make it up To you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper I make it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a jason
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