A lot of people ask me, stupid questions A lot of people think that, what I say on Or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I want to kill somebody, I'm actually do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you believe Then I'll you You why?
I'm a criminal! You god right I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a dagger with a edge will stab you in the head Whether you're a fag or Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, fags? the answer's "yes" nah, you're just hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my bulgin' (ooh!) That's my balls, you'd better let go of 'em They in my scrotum You'll never get of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, shot me! And I was checkin' the mail Get it? the 'male'? How many records you to sell After your second l.p sends you to jail? Come on! relax guy, I gay men Right, give me an amen (amen!) Please lord, this boy needs this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's in the hospital preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a thing 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you ain't to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from these charts And you can't stop me droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, it's just ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still leave
x2] I'm a Cause every time I write a These people think it's a To tell em what's on my mind, I I'm a criminal But I gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And goin', I don't take shit from no one
My did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out, disfigured, ligaments It was a seed who would up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of baby cause that baby was me I'm a An animal caged who turned But how the fuck you supposed to up when you weren't raised? So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I more liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd want to fuck me up for the word My morals went, when the got oral Sex in his office on top of his desk Off of his own Now ignore me, you won't avoid me You miss me, I'm white, blond-haired And my is pointy I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of that die In plane and laughs As as it ain't happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- Inem and kim the maniac's in the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre with an a.k to his Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all the place I told you dre, you kept that thing put away I guess that will teach you not to let me with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) just go up in motherfucker Get the money and get the fuck up outta there
I'll be right waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? Yeah I need to a withdrawal Put the fuckin' money in the bag and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, don't me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit around Don't kill me, please don't me I said I'm not gonna fuckin' you the fuck up! Thank you! Windows on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and dive in it So I'll be in it And if identifies the guy in it hide for five minutes Come back, the eyewitness at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd my nuts Tuck my in between my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't enough To say the I say, so just tape it shut Shit, the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad so my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a mask
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