Falling in Bed

I met her at an after show party
I said, "Have we met before? "
She said, "Hardly", she had a curry stain
That was down her Gardie
But her teeth were clean
So I said smartly

"I'm falling in love again, I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again, I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to"

She was educated at this school called RADA
She was made to go by her mother and financed by her father
She said, "Room 211" and I said, "Rather"
I got her name wrong once or twice
I said, "I'll call ya Carol, yeh"
She said, "That would be nice"

I'm falling in love again, I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again, I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to

So I strolls of to the reception
And I ask for me room key, the maitre'd - hello
He seemed pleased to meet me
I went to the lift and pressed button two
But very discreetly the doors close
And she went for my briefs

See me falling in bed again, I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again, I'll suffocate in you
If you ask me to, to

But in the throes of passion, it hit me right between the head
I looked down at her, she had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth

And I said, "I think I'm in love with ya
I want ya kids an' getting married to ya"
And she said, "Chill out, Rome wasn't built in a day "
And I said, "I wasn't on that job"