I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, in the head My stepfather that I sucked in the bed Till one night he in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The bastard even eat nothin', he's fed He just himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, let that fucker get you upset Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how you would get I'll go this of course unless you object?" "Aw, go his brains out if any's left in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding That motherfucker's got nuts like Kong
Then he set the out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the on Then he took his pants, he every fuckin' thing off 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that gangsta, ain't he, dog? Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, the fuck you waitin' for, sing along
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well tell me you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while belchin' Burp, belch and go for a second helpin'
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't know me
What the fuck's happenin'? I I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked the babysitter tells me She showed me a like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's