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One hot summer day back the way A new kid moved onto the block and his was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we took him in and put him with the hit squad His house was phat, court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house alarm One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something about the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put that knife, where's my gun?" thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat my ass, I better think fast real quick I got a flashback from a Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was rapunzel Down came his hair Titties popped out and was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more
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Don't tell me, you went out a sucker Chill, took off mustache Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of that real shit, you what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita The whole shit, yo, the shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't care Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was you were juicin' Sheiit, kick