We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, on out here and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I u we would get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U got some tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We gonna 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I 2 do I never had another look like u time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, u understand?
I'm fantasizing 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up there Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
keys (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) That workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out That just straight... that straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would like 2 2 u What's name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like necks But I only necks when a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how been endowed, boy And god, been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 scandal See, things got funny when I made my Why got jelly when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) a few packs tone I ain't out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best band in the And uh, really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out