We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't like my I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we would get seats U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some tootsie in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me u sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I had another granny look like u Every I see u, girl, my johnny get hard Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was gonna sing Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I would like 2 2 u What's your name,
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex That means the a-side I and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough about my write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with enough 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 scandal See, things got when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just don't 'cause tone is quick 2 a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was No no, shit, man, that was great I'm telling u, believe me I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u know what I'm Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a funky funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 Bring on number 1, bring on 2
Now we out