I was sittin' in suckin' on a glass of wine When in a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her were long and fine On a scale of one to ten, I'd her a nine.
Now on my scale ain't no ten's, you know is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even at me So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look a possible eight You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She looked up and down my frame And said these words that burned into my brain.
She said, well, another one of those men who grade all women on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a generous to do Now, let's just see, how much I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony numbers Your style me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I noticed that of (yores) It's last double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be your car parked out on the That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than Except, for pot belly, I'd give that a ten for size.
That wine pourin' might be fine to you But I'm used to champagne, I give it a two It's hard to tell what your smile is worth I give it a six, you use some dental work.
But, It's your struttin' act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a and a half And there ain't much to add once the subtractin's done there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what to your nine Nine says I, soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's flaws in all of That's why on a scale of ten to one, There no ten.