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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I cannot think of one material object that has more in this country
Than the
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

they come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a gray primer coated Ford
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You what's there?

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them