Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But you haven't met in his other role

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been very of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot of one material object that has more status in this country
Than the
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

don't really go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

they come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short little
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And four
take it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little than hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event taking at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The still back at the corner
He never races
He just there and scares the hell out of them