(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've already of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even like myself, but it's something I help I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn and cold Those not afflicted with it are just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must us for we care not what we do I got those stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't know the cause But as soon as this over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to write this song, a man would be to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less than PMS You don't to cross my path Cause a pitbull no match For teeth a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about I'd been a man But you that only means one thing If I'd been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you back Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, to be around PMS