(Dolly Parton)
Eve you woman, you done put your curse on me Why didn't you just that apple hangin' in the tree You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've already Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but it's I can't help I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the You poor old men didn't to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man would be to Lest he be a chauvenist or just fall victim to PMS blues You we'd kill for less than that PMS You don't to cross my path Cause a ain't no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, premenstrual Got moods a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this minute With some old cranky, naggin', hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I want to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS