(Dolly Parton)
Eve you woman, you done put your curse on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even count the good friends I've already of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even like myself, but it's something I help I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected the same You poor old men didn't to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't even the cause But as soon as this part's over, then comes the Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to be a heap of fun the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You know kill for less than that PMS You don't want to cross my Cause a pitbull no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', tears a Nothin' fits me it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got those your kids bad, don't you talk back Gone ballistic, lowdown, bitch to be around PMS