My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer If you didn't wanna talk to me your concert You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For hours and you just said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what saying in your songs So I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name the chest Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the last package I send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you sleep and you dream about it And when you I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I to send this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your too? I say that just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you some counseling To help your ass from off the walls when you get down some And this shit about us meant to be together? type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really you and your girlfriend need each other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time Before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!