[Willy It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways... [Charlie Bucket:] And [W:] ...and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of buttons. Go ahead, Charlie Me? [W:] Here it goes! Hold on tight. I'm not sure what's going to happen Faster, faster... faster, faster... x2] (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) In-in my wonkavator, in-in-in my Damn, why you be so bad? Yeah, I know just what she ask: how many can we go? Up, up, down, down, left, right, cheat Never know where I If it was Neptune, I didn't it Man, I it's ambidextrous Cause I dealt with I got handed I care cause I wanted it all Never sold base but I wanted to And I just it (Faster, faster...) So I it (Faster, faster...) I brought a little in all of these nerds Put a little in all of these 'burbs Green backpacks on all of these Cause all of my is kind of absurd, word? bars, no Coming off the lot with a car, no Pin-up is all I'm pinning L7 niggas, aren't we that I aren't, and I'll move to the part Of the city niggas who lose go I don't lose, a dub like Nick, get an A on the track, I'm fool's gold Got new clothes to be in New in my section Ask where I'm going, I never am I'm in all directions, like... Butabi:] And I was like, Emilio! Wait-wait-wait, hold the How the coldest spare get a of the only golden In the middle of a city they hold and stick you And the only pose and they going for pictures Flash, flash, the kodak Yeah, clap from the po' gat Now, if you duck then it go black Everybody 'round hear the sound, get low fast the scene wilder than Wilder Like Johnny Depp, they gon' it And them females, they ain't fly But they want it all, like Veruca bitch And I'm moving in for the My ex is me still I don't fuck it, cause there's other fish That don't swim with blood in they And I got women that are stronger than it They pop control and they vitamins And then Plan B like vicodins And them mollies just cause they like the see the man For the and that ativan at rock bottom, dropping top dollar For the that'll have to last And I to laugh When I'm looking at a motherfucker that I I used to go to school with And they acting like we best friends and I never been cool and I never even him They mad, they out ties That'll even have to tie my own loops in And I'm to hit the top floor, looking down On y'all, what my view is (sounds of TV static) Gibbons:] What would you do if you had a million dollars? [Lawrence:] I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two at the same time, man (sounds of TV static) Tanner:] You got it, dude