Eminem Has a full line of Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy be the answer If science can on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a benefit
I walk around a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I a mess as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your face up With hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I look like a freaking wuss, a This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped in one week, it's complete It's usually a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama damn rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this helps for sure I'm more self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they were so scared, and kids Just about, out Whatever that it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little hick This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it to be brainless
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