Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the If science can on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a mess as the day and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or you're doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they were so scared, and those about, belted out Whatever that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little homos get your fears and grow beards It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert insult Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and it And boy they did Can't believe this little locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck Neither is