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I walk around like a space cadet, your bets Who's likely to a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I a mess as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I feel like a bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually once a month, is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed you're doomed from the start It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit for sure I'm getting self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void using it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, wrong with my head think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In they were so scared, and those kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke Til emotions evoke tears, my careers a stroke of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did believe this little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white traffic and gridlock happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I turn into the mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck is ain't