Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to use Society will reap a benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's likely to a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And my sticker books in a pricker bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life To make it or succeed 'Cause you're from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had just kept my up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my room yeah but I got some mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this helps for sure I'm getting self assured than I've ever been before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my Just if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror they were so scared, and kids Just about, out spout that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and beards It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness even a word you stupid fuck is ain't