Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have attention please
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up