Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
his windows down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up