Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up