Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have attention please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in here to you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up