Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have attention please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up