You know I just get it Last year I was year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody run they mouth and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all these cheap imitations get off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous and walk around with an empty of Remi Martin startin shit like 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin can't sing and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out after they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow! at y'all runnin your mouth again when you seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk me) and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you wanna run your then come take your best shot at me (your best at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these kids me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, so now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and who never seen me or even bothered to call me until saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food Skipped to the last page, right fast and do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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