You know I just get it Last year I was year I'm sellin records Now everybody to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody run they mouth and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me a dead rottweiler dog with it's head off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see the big deal is Double barrel gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all these cheap get rich off 'em and get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous and walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin out and bein Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and destroy little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look Faggot2Dope and Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out after they out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin your mouth again when you ain't seen a Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots!
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Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth then come take your shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now because of blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch suin for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
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