I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my is half empty, gasket just blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned and still sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a with welch's and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)