I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public stall a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, turned back Turned and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a dead cat in my mailbox to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)