I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never turned Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)