I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)